Handsome Liam – I realize your name is just Liam, but Handsome Liam just rolls off the tongue, and it sure is fitting little man (and I can call you HL for short). You want to know what else is fitting little buddy? You….in neutrals. True story, HL. And you want to know what else, mister man (I am really droppin the knowledge on you today aren’t I, HL), you sure do love to have your hands up by your face…but they both have to be on the same side (you seem indifferent as to which side). Were you like that in your mama’s tummy, HL? What’s that, Handsome Liam? What do you mean you don’t remember? It was only a few weeks ago….you clearly have the short term memory of a goldfish. Or maybe it’s because you are a newborn. Either way, whaddya say we work on that, ok little buddy? Because when I see you again in a few months I am totally going to quiz you. Or I may just want to love on you. OK I’ll probably just want to love on you. Fine Handsome Liam, I won’t quiz you and will let you slide by with that goldfish newborn memory of yours….but only ’cause you’re awesome (and I have a soft spot for people who are generally awesome).

















