Handsome Liam – I realize your name is just Liam, but Handsome Liam just rolls off the tongue, and it sure is fitting little man (and I can call you HL for short).  You want to know what else is fitting little buddy?  You….in neutrals.  True story, HL.  And you want to know what else, mister man (I am really droppin the knowledge on you today aren’t I, HL), you sure do love to have your hands up by your face…but they both have to be on the same side (you seem indifferent as to which side).  Were you like that in your mama’s tummy, HL?  What’s that, Handsome Liam? What do you mean you don’t remember? It was only a few weeks ago….you clearly have the short term memory of a goldfish.  Or maybe it’s because you are a newborn.  Either way, whaddya say we work on that, ok little buddy?  Because when I see you again in a few months I am totally going to quiz you.  Or I may just want to love on you.  OK I’ll probably just want to love on you.  Fine Handsome Liam, I won’t quiz you and will let you slide by with that goldfish newborn memory of yours….but only ’cause you’re awesome (and I have a soft spot for people who are generally awesome).

Sweet little Jack, oh how handsome you are!  Tenacious is another word that comes to mind.  You fought sleep – but I won in the end, little man, with my ability to stay awake for longer periods of time and whatnot.  Or maybe it was a crazy thunderstorm that rolled in that finally knocked you out….either way – it was all worth it to see you snug as a bug.  And boy were you happy when I got you all curled up and wrapped – you totally let me know by giving me some of the cutest smiles ever in the history of ever.  So thanks for that, Jack, I’m sure it melted your mama’s heart (’cause it totally did mine).

Axel – you are a seriously cool baby (and not just because you have a cool name), and good lordy you are one handsome fellow.  But I know you aren’t the kind of guy who will *know* how handsome you are and use it to your advantage…you are more of the unassuming beautiful baby type.  In fact, I don’t think you’ll care at all about your stunning good looks, Axel. Mostly because you care more about sleep than anything else – good lordy boy you sure do love to sleep.  You didn’t make a peep once during our session – you were all, “he lady, stop messing with me and let me slee……” then you were out again.  I sure do appreciate all that sleeping, mister man, and I’m sure your mom does too:)  So do me a solid and on this mothers day – keep up the awesome chillaxing for just one more day….you know, for your mom and stuff.  Is that cool, Axel? Ok. Cool.